Trump tours Jerusalem!

[vinciebhoy]

While on a tour of Jerusalem Donald Trump suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the diplomats, it will be $100 to bury him here or ship him home for $50000. The diplomats have a think and say we'll take him home, the undertaker looking puzzled asks why would you pay $50000 when you could have him buried in the Holy Land for $100. A diplomat replies, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried and rose again. We just can't take the risk.