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Offline Ianrobbo1

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Too soon ??
on: 02 March, 2020, 03:27:59 PM
I was stuck in a long queue at the Chemist for ages :015:.
So I coughed and said..."This cough is getting worse since I got back from China."
The queue disappeared.
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Re: Too soon ??
Reply #1 on: 04 March, 2020, 06:20:50 PM
(True tale follows) A pal of mine who now lives in Australia was whinging on Skype about the crowded Sydney rush hour trains a couple of weeks back. I told him to stand in the middle of the carriage, start coughing and watch while everybody left and gave him his pick of seats.

It helps that he's Chinese, mind.
"...and still the Red Queen cried, 'Faster! Faster!'"